Arrr, y'all

First Garden Post of the Season! I Smell Like Beer!

Thanks to my friend Jim and his spare Corona, Operation Drunken Slug is now underway. Gastropoda Mollusca apparently has an affinity for beer, or more specifically an affinity for drowning in little beer-filled swimming pools.  All this time, I never knew I had something in common with a slug.  You know why I don’t drink any more?  I’m afraid the aliens are going to lure me into a beer-filled swimming pool, where I will drown in a drunken stupor, and then they’ll chuck my slimy, boneless body into the bushes.  Or something.

Excuse me, pirate lady? I actually prefer Dos Equis.

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3 responses

  1. Charmaine

    I dont’ always swim in beer, but when I do, it’s Dos Equis!

    March 29, 2012 at 1:02 am

  2. BlueOx

    You have good taste, C.

    April 17, 2012 at 4:26 am

  3. probably or something for sure.

    April 18, 2012 at 7:13 pm

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